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Offline Guilt Trip

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« Reply #1935 on: April 09, 2020, 04:09:16 PM »
I just restarded my tinder profile, with the profile bio "Swipe right to participate in a survey." Now I feel guilty 'cause women are swiping right ;D

Is the survey: Do you like me?

                      Yes or No?
Haha no, here's how the first conversation went:

Woman: What's the survey?
Me: I wanted to see how many that would swipe right because it said that this was a survey
Woman: What do you mean? So this isn't a survey?
Me: Yes, it is.
Woman : I'm confused.
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« Reply #1936 on: April 10, 2020, 10:30:39 AM »
I just restarded my tinder profile, with the profile bio "Swipe right to participate in a survey." Now I feel guilty 'cause women are swiping right ;D

Is the survey: Do you like me?

                      Yes or No?
Haha no, here's how the first conversation went:

Woman: What's the survey?
Me: I wanted to see how many that would swipe right because it said that this was a survey
Woman: What do you mean? So this isn't a survey?
Me: Yes, it is.
Woman : I'm confused.
She's a keeper!
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« Reply #1936 on: April 10, 2020, 10:30:39 AM »

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« Reply #1937 on: April 24, 2020, 09:19:39 AM »
Hey, anyone out there knows a lot about the stock market in North America? I'm looking for investment companies that focuse on fin- and regtech.
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« Reply #1938 on: May 17, 2020, 03:24:29 PM »

I haven't yet listened to the Wind of Change limited series podcast, but I'm hearing good things about it.
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